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COWBOY (GS2532) Howdy
partner. Been kinda hot out here in the
badlands... but I'm used to it. The trick is to
wear appropriate clothing... the kind that
protects you from the elements and yet is still
comfortable. I'm wearing a real imitation leather
vest, mock leather boots and a faux leather
cowboy hat. The fringe on the vest is absolutely
genuine... just like me. My finely chiseled face
and robust sculptured features are a sure sign
that I'm one of those 'Deluxe' breed of Full-Body
Hand Puppets. I'm over 28 inches tall and about
as tough a cowpoke as you'd ever want to meet in
front of or behind a puppet stage. No cutesy
stuff for me... no sir. I tell it like it is! I
call my horse 'Horse', my dog 'Dog' and my girl
'Honey Pot' (ya gotta be delicate 'bout some
things).
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COWGIRL (GS2542)
Don't you go believin' everything
that cowpoke above says. About as close to the
'badlands' as he's ever been is at a John Wayne
movie (and a matinee, to boot). Oh, he's a Deluxe
Full-Body Hand Puppet all right, just like me...
and he's over 28 inches tall too. But that
western outfit he's wearing, as fancy as it is,
came from the same downtown boutique as mine did.
He rides the range on a Segway, not a horse; he
has a Cat, not a dog; and if he ever calls me
"Honey Pot" them's the last words he's
ever gonna say.
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