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KING (GS2801) Once upon a time, in the fair Kingdom of
Costalotta, there lived a great and nobel King,
His Majesty King Beneficent II. He was beloved by
his subjects, as were his wife, Her Highness
Queen Adora, and their adopted daughter, the
beautiful Princess Gazelle.*
*From the Puppet Show Script "Stone Soup"
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QUEEN
(GS2802)
Meet Her
Highness Queen Adora, Absolute Monarch and Lord
Ruler of King Beneficent. Actually Her Majesty is
deeply in love with His Majesty... privately, she
calls him "Benny."*
*From the Puppet Show Script "The
Artichoke Tree"
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PRINCESS
(GS2804)
Once upon a
time, in the fair Kingdom of Costalotta, there
lived the beautiful Princess Gazelle, the adopted
daughter of His Highness, King Beneficent II and
Queen Adora. Now Princess Gazelle had one desire
in life and that was to marry a handsome Prince
and live happily ever after. This was a common
career move for ladies of that time.*
*From the Puppet Show Script "The Magic
Unicorn"
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PRINCE
(GS2803)
Son of King
Sterling of Canova, Prince Lancelot is a recent
attendee of the Canova Knight School where he
took classes in Handsome Princing (101) and
Beautiful Princess Procurement (203). Setting his
sights on the neighboring Kingdom of Costalotta,
he hopes to date Princess Gazelle sometime in the
near future.*
*From the Puppet Show Script "The Love
Stone"
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KNIGHT
GS2524)
Because the fair
Kingdom of Costalotta was completely taxpayer
funded, the King could afford only a single
Knight. How fortunate for Costalotta that it was
the stalwart and brave Sir Krump.*
*From the Puppet Show
Script "Stone Soup"
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* No
relationship to comics of later ages intended, of
course
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ROYAL COURT
JESTERS
In the fair Kingdom of
Costalotta, because late-night television had not yet
been invented, there was little to do in the
countryside (after the main meal and before the
onslaught of sleep). Leave it to our two main
funnymen, Jester Letterman (GS2534)
and Jester Leno (GS2535), to
solve the problem by clowning around the castle,
telling amusing stories and entertaining all
until bedtime.*
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WIZARD
(GS4902)
Once upon a time, in the fair
Kingdom of Costalotta, there lived a Wizard who
was known far and wide as a great magician. Now
the Wizard did not live in the castle with the
King and Queen, but instead lived in a cave at
the base of a mountain some miles away. The
peasants who lived in the countryside never went
near the Wizard's cave for there were many rumors
about the items of terrible sorcery the Wizard
kept there. Frightening things such as "The
Milk pitcher That Pours Milk But Never Fills A
Glass" and "The Bottle That You Put In
A Cylinder And When You Take The Cylinder Off,
The Bottle Is Upside Down."*
Wizard is an impressive 36
inches tall and comes with a wand... (arm rod).
*From the Puppet
Show Script "Stone Soup"
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PUPPET SHOW
SCRIPTS WITH HERALDRY THEME
Each script includes "How to"
and Stage Directions.
#1010 STONE SOUP
Wherein we learn that you can fool
all of the people some of the time.
Cast includes King, Wizard, Princess and
Knight. Requires 3 puppeteers plus optional
Narrator.
#1011
THE ARTICHOKE TREE
Wherein we learn that the world is not always
as we perceive it.
Cast includes King, Wizard, Princess and
Knight plus optional Narrator.
#1012
THE THREE WISHES
Wherein we learn that sometimes even the best
of intentions fail us.
Cast includes King, Knight, Wizard, Dragon
and Horse plus optional Narrator.
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